Declaration

I want to say this only once. When I do consulting, I do it for free. I do not ever, and will never, negotiate for a fee. My opinions are mine. They are not bought.  And I do the work on every occasion for the improvement of the world by means of the encouragement of meritorious design. Nobody buys me. I am a free sane man. Please no solicitations for anything or with anything. I have enough to live on already. What do I look for in my work? Well, fine craftsmanship, beauty, and the sense that the thing, if purchased, will make humans measurably happier. If these are not part of the product I am unlikely to recommend it. I know lies when I see them. I catch trademark dishonesty, and will leave a store immediately if I feel I am being messed with. I urge you not to test me on this. And please leave me be to do the work. And when I am done, let me buy anything and the real thing that I might like to purchase. 

Harlan Bjornstad (Sissyfuss-Zephyrus)